Funky Juice...

OK so for the last week I have pretty much felt like poo. Had a fever, had the Hershey Squirts (sorry for ruining chocolate for everyone) and then I was barfing like barfing would soon be a fad of the past.

Anyway Last night I decided to make some Welch's grape juice to see if that would help wash out the nasty whatever, that I had within my body. The juice tasted a bit odd but i chocked that up to the fact that I was sick and the presence stomach acid within my mouth over the past couple of days had totally destroyed my taste buds... Anyway I drank almost the entire pitcher of juice, and about 20 minutes later I began to feel odd, not odd like I was getting better and feeling better felt odd after being sick for so long, but odd like, kinda tipsy odd.

This feeling continued to develop as I watched CSI and then Shark, well about halfway through the eleven-o-clock news I came to the conclusion that the juice was a bit, shall I say, OFF. But then I thought once again that it was just my sickness. This morning however I went down to the kitchen feeling much better than I did last night and took a wiff of the Juice. And well I think that I am going to call Welches and ask them if they make it a practice to sell fermented products.

So the next time you take comunion at church beware what is contained within that little plastic (almost enough to taste) cup of grape juice.